Tweets Of The Week

Well worth following the links posted by FleetStreetFox and Channel4News. One will have you spitting bricks with anger, the other sobbing into your pint. Probably. Personally, I'm really looking forward to Piers Morgan living up to his promise.

Just read instruction manual for how to build Time Machine. That's 3 hours of my life I'll never get back.

— rufus jones (@rufusjones1) August 15, 2012

now we all know @piersmorgan is a man of his word so... twitter.com/jwidnell/statu…

— Rachel Roberts (@scouserachel) August 15, 2012

Claustrophobia: a fear of being in enclosed spaces with a fictional large jolly man in a red suit with a white beard. #ued

— whyzippyisorange (@wzio) August 16, 2012

So the taxman dodges more tax than the rest of us put together. Who'da thunk it? bit.ly/N2qg9O

— fleetstreetfox (@fleetstreetfox) August 16, 2012

One of our most moving interviews @cathynewman speaks to Tony Nicklinson #c4news bit.ly/RZJXQp plus blog: bit.ly/Nq6vVi

— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) August 16, 2012

Volga News. That Kasparov arrest in full. White (K) e4 Black (FSB) blow to head(!); Kf4 - knee to groin(!); d3(?) - club to ribs+ (!!); 0-1

— Pavel Konnolsky (@Konnolsky) August 17, 2012

To secure Tesco's Monday AM slot, I order 1 thing Friday then amend it with my shopping on Sunday. I forgot. Just took delivery of an onion.

— Stephen Grant (@stephencgrant) August 20, 2012

The people coming up with irritating portmanteaus like "Glamping" and "Jeggings" can go fumselves.

— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) August 20, 2012