Pedants look forward to a dstypoian future.
— jacques_as_in_hattie (@jacques_aih) July 25, 2012
Why David Cameron is the ultimate "seagull" manager ~ my latest for @NewStatesman bit.ly/NWnz4T
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) July 25, 2012
Whenever I read about a robbery being bungled, it never surprises me. It can't be easy to get in and out quickly in that stupid bear outfit.
— cluedont (@cluedont) July 25, 2012
Proctor & Gamble, you cannot sponsor Mums. For starters, my official sponsors, Strongbow & Toblerone, won't like it.
— Scriblit (@Scriblit) July 27, 2012
Can anyone tell me when the first heats of this are? It's really the only sport I'm into to be honest.danielnothing.tumblr.com/post/281338354…
— Daniel O Nothing (@DanielNothing) July 27, 2012