More on that break on pages 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 11, 12 and our special supplement RT— Matt Leys (@mattleys) August 26, 2012
@rupertmurdoch: Prince Harry.Give him a break.
Just walked into the kitchen and caught the teapot hurling some horrendous racial abuse at the kettle.— Chris (@ChribHibble) August 27, 2012
Found a secret door in the back of my washing machine. Behind it a tiny room with rows of mice fast asleep in odd sock sleeping bags.— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) August 27, 2012
My girlfriend just bought a ruler from Smiths. Heaven knows I'm measurable now.— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) August 28, 2012